Two Weeks

Well I left Canada two weeks ago, and I am slowly starting to understand this place. There are certain things I have learned very quickly:

1. Never watch the road while in a Taxi, it will just send you to an early grave.
2. When crossing the road, say a few prayers first, as pedestrians are basically just obstacles for cars to barely miss.
3. When walking on the sidewalk, look back every ten steps as there is probably an electric scooter about to run you down.
4. When buying anything, the first price you are told is the "funny price" you should be able to negotiate it down quite a bit.
5. The Chinese are all very friendly.
6. Only eat in restaurants that have pictures of the food, or an english menu, otherwise you might get a unique surprise on your plate.
7. Always go to the bathroom before you go out.
8. Always carry kleenex.

Those are my first observations, and I am sure there many more that I will add, but so far I love Shanghai, and I would stay if someone offered me a decent job. So if you have any contacts let em know. Peace Out and word to your motha!